lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

(via 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan, via outraged)

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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(Source: officialkrudd, via ruinedchildhood)

"and I’m over it,
I’m over it,
I promise I’m over it.
But it still hurts sometimes."

hypnomaniac:

'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'

*proceeds to eat both food and person*

(Source: youaremynirvana, via plxidshirtmichael)

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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