i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know
'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'
*proceeds to eat both food and person*
*gets drivers license*
old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!